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Friday, July 16, 2010

I'm Back

It's been a few weeks since I've shared with y'all my beautiful words and brilliant thoughts. Consequently I have many things I would like to share.


  1. I'm married now and I'm happier than you.. Neener Neener Neener!!!
  2. We moved into our new apartment.
  3. Due to moving and his disorganization, my new husband realized the extent of my OCD tendencies and I am 100% positive that he was regretting the decision to be equally yoked with me for eternity.
  4. Last night, due to a family emergency, Chris finished dinner while I was on the phone. Dinner was fantastic. If I had made it, our taste buds would've had a complete opposite experience. I'm sure of it. It made me feel less of a woman.
  5.  I can't even make a decent meal for my man. What's the point of living? I'd crawl up into a ball and put myself in the oven, but I'd probably burn myself black. It's that bad.
  6.  I hope you will understand if I never ever invite you over for dinner. It's only because I fear for your health and well being.
  7.  But Chris always finds a way to make me feel better about myself.
  8. And then he tells me I have BO or that my breathe smells and I feel like a failure once again.
  9.  Now I feel embarrassed that everyone now knows my armpits smelll.
  10.  We went to Mexico for our honeymoon. I got to see a whole new side of Chris. I loved it. 
  11. They really like blonde hair blue eyed girls. I've never heard so many compliments in one day. I think we'll go back every year. I'll never get tired of hearing how pretty my eyes are. 
  12. Chris has a magazine that has a "hidden image" game. Chris looked through it 3 or 4 times. Couldnt find the image. I found it my first time through. Within minutes. Don't worry, I hardly bragged about it. 
  13. After his armpit comment, I wish I would've. He deserves it. I'm sure I'll get him later. I always do. Muuahahaha!!
  14. I love the temple. In all seriousness, I'm so grateful for those who've always been there and who encouraged me to do it right.
  15. Watermelon is my favorite fruit. I could eat it everyday even though strangely, I don't like watermelon flavored items... like candy or snow-cones and things of that sort.
  16. I think God created dirty dishes to teach me darkness... pain.. opposition in all things...